She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
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Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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