yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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