Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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