I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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