She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
