Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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