so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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