well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just invented taco cereal.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
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We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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