just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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