The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
