I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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