I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
North Korea, Best Korea!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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