Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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