she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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