Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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