Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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