Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
