I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He did a backflip because drugs
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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