Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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