Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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