So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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