"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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