do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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