I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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