her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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