doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
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I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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