Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize
