Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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