Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
My life is pants optional.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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