um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.