My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?