Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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