your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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