I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I'm really busy with my period
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