Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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