Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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