Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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