his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Randomize
