I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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