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My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
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New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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