seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
