Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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