I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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