I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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