Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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