That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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