have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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