it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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