I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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