we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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