You really coming over, don't trick.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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