He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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