Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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