Dual....:-)
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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