found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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