New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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