I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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