think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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