:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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