Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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