I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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